Thirteen Things I Will Never Do! 1. Bungee jump - I don't like high places and having my feet tethered to a large rubber band is NOT my idea of fun.
2. Sky dive - Again, high places and in this case being strapped to a piece of cloth and jumping from a plane. No way!
3. Pierce my tongue - Ouch!
4. Bikini wax - DOUBLE OUCH!!!!
5. Eat bugs.....a la "Survivor". There are too many good things to eat for me to eat a bug......UGH!!!
6. Vote for Hillary Clinton. I would reconsider #4 first!!!!
7. Be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby!!!!
8. Be an astronaut........how DO they go potty anyway????
9. Ride a motorcycle. I don't look good with bugs in my teeth!
10. Drive a race car. I don't think I would be able to jump through the window and into the driver's seat.
11. Be a dental hygienist. I have a great hygienist but I know I could not look in people's mouths all day. You know what I mean!
12. Clean septic tanks. Can you think of anything that would more disgusting???
13. Stop blogging. How in the world would I ever get through a day without all of you? I don't even want to try!!!
2. Sky dive - Again, high places and in this case being strapped to a piece of cloth and jumping from a plane. No way!
3. Pierce my tongue - Ouch!
4. Bikini wax - DOUBLE OUCH!!!!
5. Eat bugs.....a la "Survivor". There are too many good things to eat for me to eat a bug......UGH!!!
6. Vote for Hillary Clinton. I would reconsider #4 first!!!!
7. Be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby!!!!
8. Be an astronaut........how DO they go potty anyway????
9. Ride a motorcycle. I don't look good with bugs in my teeth!
10. Drive a race car. I don't think I would be able to jump through the window and into the driver's seat.
11. Be a dental hygienist. I have a great hygienist but I know I could not look in people's mouths all day. You know what I mean!
12. Clean septic tanks. Can you think of anything that would more disgusting???
13. Stop blogging. How in the world would I ever get through a day without all of you? I don't even want to try!!!
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