Thursday Thirteen #63

Several "Thursday Thirteens" ago I posted some 'southernisms'. This week I want to share some more......for your educational enlightenment!!

1. Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.

2. Southern women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"Why, no, Billy!"

3. Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"

4. Southern women know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity

5. Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach
The rivuh
The crick

6. Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Colorful hi-heel sandals
Strapless sun dresses
Iced sweet tea with mint

7. Southern women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah

8. Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind

9. Southern women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football

10. Southern women know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
Grits
Eggs
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly

11. Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Chawl'stn
S'vanah
Foat Wuth
N'awlins
Addlanna

12. Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler

13. Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon

And one more just for good measure!!!

14. Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food

Now ya'll have a good day now, ya heah!!!